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She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
