Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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