When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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