she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's official drugs can't kill me
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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