I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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