I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He is an equal opportunity slut.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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