I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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