I accidentally burped into my bong.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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