the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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