"it" just moved
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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