Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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