So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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