is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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