I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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