And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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