we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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