Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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