Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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