Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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