It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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