i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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