Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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