i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I didn't shave. On purpose
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
being pregnant is like rehab
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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