I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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