I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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