Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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