Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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