how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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