I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
how drunk are you?
Several
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I forget how to act sober
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