A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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