So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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