Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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