fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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