No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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