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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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