the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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