nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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