i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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