Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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