just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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