At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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