I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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