Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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