I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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