So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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