Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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