so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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