I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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