I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I love you.
Bad choice
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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