I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
