I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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