So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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