Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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