Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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