So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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