yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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